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I sell stickers here.

I also take commissions for drawings & twitch emoji

ao3

if I liked ur art, i promise it’s in the queue, too, the queue is just long

i’m trans and disabled

I’m WHITE, if I say or reblog something super fucked up and racist, well, maybe I was hacked, but probably I’m stupid! Please tell me! (Even if you are too angry to be nice about it) i try to be better every day!

uhh what else

punch nazis

supporting minorities is more important than hating bigots

uh uhhhh

oh yeah, no AI art!! if I reblog AI art please tell me!

be good to yourself bc ur the best to ever do it

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

why are birds so cursed

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

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2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

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i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

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No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

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put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

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also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

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5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

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6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

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7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

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also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

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8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

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in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

this was intended as an humorous post but based on replies some of u have been genuinely cursed i think

krudman:

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I had this stupid idea and had to draw it. Enjoy the only Among Us content I will (probably) ever make.

zephra85:

literalchineseperson:

bisexualshakespeare:

janellemonae:

ILYSM! 🤣Happy pride! 🫶🏾🌈🥹

[ID: tiktok captioned: The moment they realized it was the real Janelle Monae on the ACLUE pride float.
Janelle stands on a small float and speaks into a microphone decorated with the trans flag. They say, “We are here, we are queer! We are trans! We are the LGBTQIA+ community and we celebrate us right now!
The video turns to the crowd and shows shots of people half paying attention to the float, then doing double takes as they see Janelle Monae singing. /]

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Delighted watching this video! Wanted to describe it to the bf but then I realized I didn’t actually know Janelle Monáe’s pronouns (knew they were nb though), so I decided to look it up. My delight went up 20 fold learning.

Actor/Singer/Performer Janelle Monáe uses

‘free-ass motherfucker’

but in a pinch finds they/them/she/her acceptable.

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

strawberryrosewood:

she skyward on my sword til i skyward strike

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look at my glop poats boy

POSTS.

FLOP

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YOU ARE ALL SOFUCKING MEAN TO ME

eunnieboo:

autobio comic about eunnie, colored in black, white, and various shades of light pink. page 1: sometime in 2020. eunnie lies in bed with a blank look, staring off into space. the wall beside her bed is decorated with posters, featuring art of women kissing, sensual close-ups of women, and artistic portrayals of women in the nude. "i think i might be a lesbian," eunnie says out loud, her expression unchanged.ALT
page 2: POOF! an angel and devil appear over eunnie. they are both cute girls. "well, that would explain some things!" the angel remarks, putting a hand on her chin in thought. some examples of these things appear next to her in a list: eunnie's discomfort with her first (and only boyfriend), her desire to attract women, and her passion for sapphic art.ALT
page 3: "i mean that doesn't necessarily make her a lesbian," the devil points out, looking unconvinced. "i guess, but we know who we're talking about here... it kinda adds up," the angel says, trying to reason with her. "also wasn't her first kiss with a girl?" "UM," the devil says loudly. she jabs a finger towards her, looking incredibly indignant. "THAT WAS A DARE!"ALT
page 4: the angel stares at her with the most unimpressed, deadpan expression before folding her hands in her lap. "ok so we're not listening to her," she begins. "wait she might have a point," eunnie interrupts suddenly, sitting up in bed. she has a comically serious look on her face, like the devil has made the most important, eye-opening argument of all time.ALT

the circus was in town that day 🤡

oldmiltia:

oldmiltia:

Ok so I was curious about that fucking deathtrap and I noticed a couple… oddities.

A promotional image of the OceanGate Titan submersible. It is a white cylindrical machine with a single domed window on the front and a conical tail.ALT

Alright so this thing is pretty stupid; I’m not at all familiar with submersible vessels, But it activated a sleeper gene in my skull from my time being obsessed with a certain video game.

So I decided to check the promotional page for the contraption.

A screenshot from the oceangate webpage promotional blurb regarding the titan. It reads:  Titan 5-Person Submersible | 4,000 Meters "Titan" is a Cyclops-class manned submersible designed to take five people to depths of 4,000 meters (13,123 feet) for site survey and inspection, research and data collection, film and media [...]ALT
A screenshot from the OceanGate webpage promotional blurb regarding the titan. It reads:  Development and Innovation Project Cyclops  Project Cyclops was born out of OceanGate’s appreciation for the complexity of subsea environments and the need for a diverse set of tools and technology to address operational requirements below 500 meters. Through strategic partnerships, OceanGate applies the latest [...]ALT

(I’m going to put aside the second image, where they state the previous shit they hammered out had a 500 meter depth limit tops (i.e. that they, at best, made something that could get to 500 meters then decided that meant they could handle making something that could handle 8 times that). Thinking about the fact they brag about this so brazenly hurts my head. Back to the topic at hand.)

Ok so google shows “cyclops class” is not. a thing that exists. But it sure is funny they keep saying that word. Again maybe it’s just my stupid video game brain but that doesn’t seem to be used in this context anywhere else. Then I saw the renders.

A 3D render image of the OceanGate Titan submersible. It is similar to the finished machine. The most noticeable changes are that the domed port being painted to resemble the cornea of a human eye (with the porthole being positioned as its pupil) and the text on it reads "OceanGate Cyclops 2"ALT
A 3D render image of the OceanGate Titan submersible. It is similar to the finished machine. The most noteworthy change is the full-glass front dome, in contrast to the single porthole mounted at the front of the actual ship.ALT

Ok the newer one on the left really loves that “single eye” thing and looks silly enough, but the older one is…. ok. I give up. That’s Subnautica. That’s Subnautica For Real.

A screenshot of the Cyclops submarine from the video game Subnautica. It is a white metal tube with a domed glass bubble at the front which serves as a viewport and a conical tail.ALT

They built their goddamn suicide death trap based on a submarine in a videoed game.

A screenshot of two Tumblr comments from user @mallk-z. The first one reads: "Other way around. Subnautica credits ocean gate for letting them model the cyclops after their subs", the second one reads: "You can even see a little blurb in the end credits of the game if you wanna check it out for yourself"ALT

No Fucking way. There’s no fucking way. There’s no fucking chance that–

A screenshot of the credits from the game Subnautica. One of the lines reads: "CYCLOPS® is a registered trademark of OceanGate, Inc. and is used under license."ALT

I’m speechless.

chaser:

chaser:

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Most appreciated

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

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